Citrus Long Horned Beetle and Leaf Mimic Katydid or Phylliidae?

Living in hostel is so cool.

I get to see lots of things u guys can only see in Nat Geo or Discovery XD

This past few weeks, I managed to get 2 photos of super cool insects in my dorm. Previously, I uploaded pictures of a spider and a large cockroach which is quite normal. But this, guys, ROCX!



This dude here, totally owns! It's the citrus long horned beetle! (I think... coz citrus long horned beetle is black, this dude is brown. But this is the closest I can Google it's species) I fak-in love him! or it. Whatever. Wanna know why? Coz it made my roommate's balls shrunk! HAHAHA!

So what if u can do more reps with 10kg dumbbells? U got a$$-r@ped by a citrus long horned beetle LOL!
What happened was, this insect was chillin out around my roommmate's bed when I was away. So when I got back, he quickly handed me his umbrella and asked me to get rid of the long horned beetle! (cheeee ken~)

Being the gutsy guy I am with 2 large ***** danggling with me wherever I chill unlike me shrunken roommate lalalala hahaha *coughs*, I got rid of it like a man.

So u guys must be thinking, happy ending eh? NOT! LOL!
At least not for my roommate. Hehehe. That's cuz this kick-@ss beetle over here, left some fragrance on his bed b4 I got rid of it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Wicked sick beeeyatch~! Fak-in miss u beetle.



Then few days after that, another cool insect appeared.


I don't know what u call this. Leaf mimic katydid? Phylliidae?
Probably a leaf mimic katydid. Katydid here means long-horned grasshopper or bush-cricket.
I found him on the wall in the pantry as I was getting some water.

I read it somewhere that this insect origanated from somewhere around South East Asia and more specifically, MALAYSIA! WooOoT!

This guy here is so cool.
He's like "Fak man, I'm sick n tired of followin the traditions and sh*t! Camouflaging around trees and leaves are so boring. Nat Geo and Discovery is so overrated. (lol =x) I recently heard of Da Fak owned by this cool guy Eu and I'm gonna hang out at the pantry in the hostel he lives (coz his eyesight s*cks), and get myself featured in his BLOG! Fak I'm cool!"



Oh this is just something I ate at Big Apple Donuts & Coffee (so damn amat delicious ftwftwftw) XD
If any of u guys who happens to visit Jusco at Wangsa Maju, check out the number of customers at Big Apple Donuts and Dunkin Donuts. It's shocking to see how an established franchise like Dunkin Donuts lose out to Big Apple Donuts XD Last time I check, a long que of customers outside Big Apple Donuts vs. zero at Dunkin Donuts =)

That's all for now. So sorry for not being able to update my blog more frequently >_<